No child left behind? Think again.

Okay, let’s get a few things straight.

Einstein never said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

The story of Newton sitting under an apple tree, getting hit on the head by a falling apple, prompting him to come up with his law of gravity never happened. The witty author Voltaire made it up as a joke.

If you don’t know what the “I think, therefore I am.” philosophical proposition by René Descartes means, stop saying it.

Here’s a revelation. There are more than a dozen words that mean the same thing as an “aha moment”. Try using one of them once in a while. Please.

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It’s astounding how many words mean the same thing as “amazing”. Try using one of them once in a while… No, don’t ever say “amazing” ever again! Ever!

We’ve already lost the war over your, you’re, yore, UR, and ur, so just use whatever the hell you want…

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